#1
With all my heart I love you,
With all my heart I care;
I still have one big question, though,
"Do you still dye your hair?"
#2
You look so lovely in that dress
I even love your hat.
Is it okay to tell the world
You've gotten sorta fat?
#3
My valentine, I love you so,
You fill my heart with bliss.
If you'd just put your teeth in
Then I might enjoy a kiss.
#4
Dear Valentine, you are so dear,
I love your tender touch.
Let's just forget your mother said
You'd not amount to much.
#5
Dear Pastor, words cannot express
How sad we are when we transgress.
We have to be a stumbling block,
But next time, will you bring a clock?
Your sermons are just what we need
To learn our doctrine and creed.
But we would sing a glorious tune
If you'd just let us out by noon.
We love the singing and the prayers
And talking to our God upstairs.
But what you sow you cannot reap
If you keep putting us to sleep.
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