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Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? ******* Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle? ******* Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? ******* Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? ******* Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. ******* Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? ******* Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street. ******* Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? ******* Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Source ~ Mikey's Funnies               Midi playing ~ "Man of Constant Sorrow" Performed by Margi Harrell Used with permission Main graphic by Sonel Polka dot flower ~ Designs by Sandi Used with permission Created exclusively for Living Each Day